March 4, 2010

  • I’m Only Gay When I’m Drunk

    So I was at the casino.

    I had like 5 drinks of vodka and coke because it was cheap but it tasted like shit.I wanted beer but beer was fucking 4 dollars. What the fuck. Anyway I had these guys hittin on me. This one dude was like “holla”

    So for some reason when I drink I become a fucking lesbo because apparently I was hitting on this one hot black chick in a pink get up. Later they said it was a hooker. Whatever. They were jealous.

    So after some white dudes and black guys hitting on me I was mostly checkin out the fuckin fine ass chicks. and then I ended up barfing and it sucked ass.

    Oh well, fun night.

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