March 4, 2010
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I’m Only Gay When I’m Drunk
So I was at the casino.
I had like 5 drinks of vodka and coke because it was cheap but it tasted like shit.I wanted beer but beer was fucking 4 dollars. What the fuck. Anyway I had these guys hittin on me. This one dude was like “holla”
So for some reason when I drink I become a fucking lesbo because apparently I was hitting on this one hot black chick in a pink get up. Later they said it was a hooker. Whatever. They were jealous.
So after some white dudes and black guys hitting on me I was mostly checkin out the fuckin fine ass chicks. and then I ended up barfing and it sucked ass.
Oh well, fun night.
Comments (28)
that sounds awesome!!!!!
That’s a lot of action for a 90 something year old.
ROFL!!
@Manstration - I’m not a 90 something year old.
Really.
@Manstration - Absolutely. You’ve got to read carefully!
You will always be a century old woman to me.
Or Frank. Not sure which.
I think I like this.
@Manstration - That’s the point though, isn’t it? A century old woman isn’t the same as a 90 something woman! I clearly wrote four years ago now that I was 98. My life is an open book, but it does sometimes need a little basic math to work.
I just don’t know who you are anymore!
Isn’t it fun getting intoxicated at a casino. Only in America.
Haha, loving it.
I thought you were a guy.
Hi, can I buy you a drink?
I’m only drunk when I’m gay.
This sounds amazing. Great job!
@Rob_of_the_Sky - HAH!
Ah, you’re a female. I took you to be a philosophical, eccentric, bearded male..
what’s your name, girl? what’s youre sign? *BLEH*
nice.
LOL. Very entertaining post! And if I may, I have to join in with everyone else saying, “I thought you were a dude!” Hmmm…do I sense a fake post here? lol.
“So for some reason when I drink I become a fucking lesbo because apparently I was hitting on this one hot black chick in a pink get up. Later they said it was a hooker. Whatever. They were jealous.”
This made me lawl.
I’m so confused.
And it’s not even the weekend yet!
haha, embrace the lesbian within ;]
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