I think hate them. I hate the way they look, and act, and the way they stare at me. I hate their stupid ideas. How they constantly brag about their 'accomplishments,' to everybody who will listen, and everybody who won't. I don't give a damn about their stupid ideas, and most of the time I wish they would just damn well shut up. I try to be nice, try not to be mean, but hell, they're everywhere, and it's really starting to piss me off! I suppose you could say it's my fault. People like me brought them here. We had things we needed done, things we weren't going to do ourselves, but weren't going to do without. That doesn't make it any easier, though. I can feel their eyes on me right now. Their haughty gaze is full of self-assured superiority. It makes me sick. They make me sick. I hate them all.
That's right. I hate chairs with every fiber of my body. Just look at them leering at us, so full of contempt. Sure, they 'support' people, but what have they done for me lately! More comfortable than stools, cleaner than the floor, they say. Stop bragging about how useful you are! I prefer to stand, anyway. Sure, sometimes I need to stop standing, and it's difficult to get people to let me sit on them, but that doesn't mean what you do is indispensable! We could toss every single one of you out of this country, and be all the better for it!
I don't want to give you the wrong impression, though. I'm not a bigot, I'm actually a very nice person. In fact, some of my favourite places to sit are chairs. I even kind of like some specific chairs. It's chairs in general I can't stand. Everyone knows when a group of chairs are all stacked in a corner they're up to no good.
I say it's time we do something. We have to work together to rid our land of this scourge. Every social evil is linked at its very heart to the chairs that we let exist all around us! In times like these, all we can rely on is... each other. Be a stand-up citizen! Just look over your shoulder if you know of any of those filthy things living near you.
Very creative, I agree, and imaginative. A psychiatrist would have a field day with that, lol, :)
Have a great day, you!
Cheryl
Well done! :)
More comfortable than stools, cleaner than the floor, they say. Stop bragging about how useful you are! I prefer to stand, anyway.
awesome!!! this HAS to go into my quote book...thank you!
I am embarrassed to admit that I fell for the hype...
chairs? that is what you hate? That is unbelievable....funny! I like my chair. It is nice and comfy. Yep..I can't hate chairs for what is the reason when they cant hate me back or talk back or anything.
awesome post! A great metaphor for... ? Very creative stuff...
To say nothing of their crappy views on politics! They're so ignorant and uneducated!
Haha this made me laugh.
Was it hard to type this while standing up?
Kathi
You know..we need form a solution for our chair problem. The "final solution"for this chair problem. To protect our nations safety....for the good of the people.
Good post brother!
and after the chairs we should focus on couches and beds! they all must go!
Ha, this is great. I'll take a chair any day pretty much any time though, just as long as it supports my little back.
HaHa, I net that you dont ever suffer from writer's block....chairs, I think that I will rec you for this.....later,M
I so enjoyed that
Very clever!
I see I'm not the only one time stamping.
@LucyWrites - hahaha, true, true. I took my lead from you, actually.
Everyone knows when a group of chairs are all stacked in a corner they're up to no good.
Haha! Awesome post!
I am so ashamed to admit that I am currently enjoying one...
Surely there is an intervention program out there for me, right?
@NikBv - lol. I'll tell you a secret: I actually do it because I have developed this neurotic desire to have my posts timestamped on some round number or on a five. Like :15, :30, :10 etc. I think Xanga is chipping away at my sanity.
@LucyWrites - hah! When you put it like that, it does sound like it!
relax or bust ass, that's my motto. there is no try. consequently i'm a couch lover. chairs are for half-living.
Whoa. How did you stumble on the entry idea?
I hope "chair" wasn't used as a fill-in for something else. =P
Awesome. Simply awesome. Greatly enjoyed this post! =)
But I like sitting down. Except when my butt hurts. HEHEHE.
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haha that was awesome, so creative! good job
Very creative, I agree, and imaginative. A psychiatrist would have a field day with that, lol, :)
Have a great day, you!
Cheryl
I am embarrassed to admit that I fell for the hype...
chairs? that is what you hate? That is unbelievable....funny! I like my chair. It is nice and comfy. Yep..I can't hate chairs for what is the reason when they cant hate me back or talk back or anything.
awesome post! A great metaphor for... ? Very creative stuff...
To say nothing of their crappy views on politics! They're so ignorant and uneducated!
Haha this made me laugh.
Was it hard to type this while standing up?
Kathi
You know..we need form a solution for our chair problem. The "final solution"for this chair problem. To protect our nations safety....for the good of the people.
Good post brother!
and after the chairs we should focus on couches and beds! they all must go!
Ha, this is great. I'll take a chair any day pretty much any time though, just as long as it supports my little back.
HaHa, I net that you dont ever suffer from writer's block....chairs, I think that I will rec you for this.....later,M
I so enjoyed that
Very clever!
I see I'm not the only one time stamping.
@LucyWrites - hahaha, true, true. I took my lead from you, actually.
Everyone knows when a group of chairs are all stacked in a corner they're up to no good.
Haha! Awesome post!
I am so ashamed to admit that I am currently enjoying one...
Surely there is an intervention program out there for me, right?
@NikBv - lol. I'll tell you a secret: I actually do it because I have developed this neurotic desire to have my posts timestamped on some round number or on a five. Like :15, :30, :10 etc. I think Xanga is chipping away at my sanity.
@LucyWrites - hah! When you put it like that, it does sound like it!
relax or bust ass, that's my motto. there is no try. consequently i'm a couch lover. chairs are for half-living.
Whoa. How did you stumble on the entry idea?
I hope "chair" wasn't used as a fill-in for something else. =P
Awesome. Simply awesome. Greatly enjoyed this post! =)
But I like sitting down.
Except when my butt hurts. HEHEHE.