As many of you know, here at nikbv we're pretty fond of series. A lot of you will no doubt remember, Name that Xangan, News for Today and Forever, and perhaps even An Array of Deliriously Lucky Affairs. All of these series have been tremendously popular with you readership people, so today I thought we'd introduce a new series. Thus, for the very first time (unless you're reading this after it's no-doubt been time-stamped to high-heaven) I present to you... Rate that Fruit!
That's right, xangans, I present a fruit, and you rate it! The key here is that you can rate it on any characteristic or requirement you want! At nikbv, we believe in freedom! So go ahead, make up a set of criteria, and give it a try. Just try not to wet yourself from excitement. Here we go.
Our first fruit is... the Greengage!
Now it's your turn; Rate that Fruit!Also, please
Rec so that everybody can share in the Joy of the Game!
Comments (15)
I'm going to give it a 86.7% pass. It might even make the final rounds of 'dancing with the stars'..
It kind of looks like a green butt. I give it 4 out of 10 apple cores.
It's a bit lopsided.
I give it 3 out of 5 of the Forest Moons of Endor.
It looks like a very unripe peach. Because it has a nice shape, I'll give it 2 out of 10 peach pits.
because of it's un-uniform butt size and because it could be a pair...I give it a 5 -no wait - maybe a 7 - yes I give it 7 pears (that would be out of 10 of course)
Thumbs up. Looks like a green butt.
It looks slightly ashy, so I'm deducting 2 points on its shiny scale! lol
two hard green buttcheeks up =]
I give it 30%, looks too much like a cherry..but green.
the stem is too long. And that split down the middle kinda makes it look like asscheeks.
A 6 on the satiric scale.
Its like a big, green, oversized cherry. And I hate cherries.
i give it half a happy face.
It scores really high on the reflectometer. But then again, it looks a little waxy fake. So, I give it an 7, on a scale of 10.
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