July 28, 2009

• A New Idea

  I’ve got a great new idea for Xanga. One that’d shake things up around here, and bring new life to a tired old system. I’d like to propose a new -ish site, (or at least, a xanga site imitating an -ish site). I would call this site… Polish…

  Think of it. It’d be many things, to many different people! For those heterosexuals who want a safehaven (opposite queerish), they’d have somewhere familiar and relaxing for people straight as a … Polish!

  For those valuable members of the xangan community of a certain background, our large and multi-ethnic web-page conglomerate can be a frieghtening place. Certainly, it would no doubt be a valuable thing to have a meeting place on xanga for those Eastern Europeans who call themselves… Polish!

  

  And finally, for perhaps the most fickle group of all, xanga mostly certainly needs a place for those who yearn for the safe comfort and shininess of a properly clean surface. All they want is their own small piece of Xanga-land dedicated to spit and … Polish!

  So let us all join together, and make so many different dreams come true! United, we can make a difference! Like the mighty rocks of our beautiful coastlines, we can stand defiant against the crashing waves of oppression! Let us yell, with one voice, no! a thousand times, no! We shall not give in to those who would see heterosexuals, clean freaks, and Eastern Europeans cast out into the great masses, forced to fend for themselves! Denied this historic right to assemble, and share all that is held in common! They… we all… are Polish!

  Vote now, and together, we can make a difference!

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