March 25, 2010
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Two Young Boys
Two young boys with two small toys.
Both hold a dollar bill.
first, says a boy, hold my hand!
his tricky plan is to grab a bill from his pal!
But that chap is not so dumb.
So that chap says, you can’t nab it!
I want it too, and I’m big!
too big and too tall for you to hurt.
So, says boy two, you must show it!
with that, a punch!
straight to his arm.
ow! you can’t hit!
it isn’t good!
it isn’t kind.
It isn’t right!
And so young Gorby took it all!
No fighting is bad for Gorby’s pal!
For now that bill is lost.
Comments (13)
This was the best blog post I could come up with using a keyboard with a broken ‘e’ key…
I’ve read this poem before. It was written by a communist.
@ShimmerBodyCream - I was actually thinking of Gorbachev when I named the boy. No joke.
Now try without O’s.
passby^^
eh heh heh heh.
This comment was typed using the on screen keyboard.
At first I first thought this was your own rendition of Rolf Harris’ Two Little Boys:
Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse
Gaily they played each summer’s day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse’s head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said
Did you think I would leave you crying
When there’s room on my horse for two
Climb up here Jack and don’t be crying
I can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we’ll both be soldiers
And our horses will not be toys
And I wonder if we’ll remember
When we were two little boys
Long years had passed, war came so fast
Bravely they marched away
Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd
Wounded and dying lay
Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out
Out from the ranks so blue
Gallops away to where Joe lay
Then came a voice he knew
Did you think I would leave you dying
When there’s room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we’ll soon be flying
I can go just as fast with two
Did you say Joe I’m all a-tremble
Perhaps it’s the battle’s noise
But I think it’s that I remember
When we were two little boys
Do you think I would leave you dying
There’s room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we’ll soon by flying
Back to the ranks so blue
Can you feel Joe I’m all a tremble
Perhaps it’s the battle’s noise
But I think it’s that I remember
When we were two little boys
I guess not!
You had me at ‘young boys’
@Manstration - …*beats you off with a broom*
Boys + Bill = Bill steal
Be creepin’!
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