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  • Ishes for Everyone!

    Today I’d like to talk about two specific topics, related though different. Both, of course, are about xanga, however (everybody’s favourite topic, I know.) The first part might be a bit boring for some, so feel free to scroll down to the “ishes for everyone!” part if you want.

    First, I want to go over the changes I’ve been implementing on my site. I’ve made a new header, changed some of the colours around, and I’ve limited the size of my content to 980px. I was initially reluctant to narrow my page, not only because it meant that any pictures I included would have to be strictly limited in size, but also because I felt that it wasn’t really prioritizing content. On a large monitor, it’s not implausible for there to be more background than words, and that’s not really the point of a blog, is it? However, I began to look at a number of different websites. Pretty much every site on the web from cracked.com to imdb.com to cnn.com (and even the ishes) has a content width of 980px. So, if it’s good enough for the New York Times, it’s good enough for nikbv. 980px it is.

    Here’s a picture of how things should be displayed:

    I’ve also changed a bunch of my links to roll-over graphics. I think it makes things look, well, nifty. However, they don’t always load perfectly on internet explorer. Not sure why, but the spacing isn’t quite right. The links are still good, though. I’ve also modified my navigation bar directly under the header to include  drop down menus. I think they look extra spiffy (I was going to say nifty again, but I didn’t want to sound repetitive) and they allow for extra options, so I’ve decided to offer a yearly archive link (a la bryangoodrich) Again, this doesn’t quite display properly in IE, so I’d suggest you get another browser if you’re still using that. Otherwise, I’d be interesting in knowing which browsers it does and doesn’t work for. If enough people don’t see it properly, I’ll scrap it and return to a more normal link bar. Here’s how it should look:

    II.  -  Ishes for Everyone

    And now, on to the other part of my post: the feature I mentioned having recently discovered for myself in this pulse. At least, it was new to me. When I mentioned it to Dan, he said he already knew about it. Maybe it’ll be as novel to the rest of us non-Xanga elites, as it was for me though. You know that page you go to in order to submit your posts to be featured, and the sister-page where you vote for posts people have submitted? Well, apparently it seems that everybody can have one!

    Go here: http://www.xanga.com/submit-post?user=YOURUSERNAMEHERE

    Any user need simply put in their own user name, and they have access to a complete post submit and vote system. To any random user, this appears exactly like the xanga main page thing; a submit, and a vote page. But for the person whose site it is, they see a whole bunch of options: schedule, edit, stats, manage, etc. Even more exciting, you can assign administrative authority to other users! So, you can tell your readers to submit their stuff here, other readers can vote on it, and then you or your moderators can select things they like and schedule them to be published to your site!

    What’s more, you can set up a bunch of syndication sites on and off xanga, through which you can funnel traffic if you want to.

    Here’s the important thing: all those ish wannabes (atheish, catpooish, etc) can do exactly what the ishes do.

    Users can submit posts, and vote for those posts. Selected moderators can choose posts and then schedule them to appear on the ish site.

    Now, I’m not sure of the benefit to this system for regular users, yet. In fact, I’m not even sure Xanga means for this to be available for mass consumption. It seems a little back-doorsy, but all the sensitive stuff (like featuring posts on the front page of Xanga) is locked out to regular users, so I figure it’s safe enough. In fact, right now this post is going to appear on my main site, but I’m writing it on my wordpress blog. I’ll then submit it, approve it, and schedule it from my own version of that link above.

    Now, on to where it gets a little strange.

    When I first visited this link, I put it to work publishing my most recent post on the morality of ad-blockers. After doing so, I noticed an immediate change to my blog when individual blog articles were selected. Four changes, actually:

    first, a search bar appeared at the top of my secondary column [this is the same search as on the ish sites, except it does not actually search my site specifically. Instead, it searches xanga proper];

    second, an advertisement appeared below that search bar [despite having xanga premium, and no ad on my main page]

    third, a Related Posts module appeared beneith my entry, and above the comment section (listening, Arenadi?)

    fourth, a xanga network footer appeared at the bottom of my page, as is on all xanga and ish sites currently.

    Now, I’m not sure how this happened, exactly. When I tried to duplicate these results with another account, it did not effect the same change. I don’t know why. I had been wanting a Related Posts module for a while now, because I know when I read blogs I often click on related links modules to find other interesting things to read. I’m not sure whether I think it’s worth having ads on my page, though.

    Anyway, don’t take my word for it! Try it yourself!

  • Are Ad-Blockers Immoral?

    In the last few years there’s been a proliferation of ad-blockers in web-browsers. These real-time programs prevent advertisements from appearing for the web user, while maintaining the same structure and layout for all other content. Personally, I use one (because I can’t stand ads, dammit!).  However, in the quickly shifting technological morass of new-aged morality (is it stealing to take a digital image of something?) we face a rather unexpected question: is this actually immoral?

    The only image I could find on google to represent the topic!

    My first instinct would naturally be: no! Of course, I probably wouldn’t use one if my first reaction was yes, it’s a terrible thing to do. I’m not removing the advertisements, I’m just getting some help in ignoring them. The interception is on my end,  so there’s no disruption for the content owner. However, when you look at the financial system the internet has slowly begun to rely on, advertisements play a huge role. And while that role hasn’t completely solidified yet (when’s twitter going to monetize, anyway?) web advertisements nevertheless provide the majority of most websites’ funding.

    And because ours is a technological world, advertising statistics are more precise. People are paid per click now (imagine if you were paid per once-over on an old bill-board!) so when you make use of the content or services of a given website, but then don’t contribute to their revenues by refusing to view their ads,  you take away from their potential revenue. On the other hand, people can argue that they wouldn’t click on the ads anyway. We’ve become so accustomed to ignoring obnoxious advertisements that we tune them out. In addition, we’ve also become well versed in the dangers of clicking unfamiliar links.  So does the ad-block actually decrease revenue if we would never click the advertisements anyway?

    Do you think that ad-blockers are wrong? Do we have a right to control what content is displayed on our screen, even if that control might negatively affect a website?

  • An idle thought

    There’s a difference between doing something in the name of atheism/Christianity/etc… and doing something while incidentally being an atheist/Christian/etc…

    That’s all.

  • The Chronicles of Frank

    Their dark, staring eyes were the worst part. Furtive glances, sometimes, but more often than not, they were suspicious, almost hateful glares. One day that hate would surge to the top of those emotions. It was only a matter of time, Frank was sure. He had seen it a thousand times. Even before they knew he wasn’t like then, they could sense something untoward. Not all was quite normal with Frank, and they feared and hated him for it. Their disgust rolled off them in waves, a thick stench that filled the air. Every man who met his glance moved past with a sneer. Every woman quickened pace, crossed the street, even, if she was with her children.

    Eventually, the people would gather their courage and force him out. Sometimes with the proverbial torches and pitchforks. Other times those sharp points were not so proverbial. Certainly, the change they forced was real enough.


    Source

    Frank then had little choice but to move on. He couldn’t change what he was, couldn’t stop them from hating him, and he couldn’t hide it either. Normal people could smell it on him. His sins were written on his soul with indelible ink, there for all to read, if they stopped to stare long enough.

    He’d never wanted to be this way. His family had been normal, their lives totally unremarkable before him. Soon after, though, it had become obvious that he was different. Small things at first, but as he grew older those telltale signs became harder and harder to ignore.

    His parents stopped looking him in the eye. They’d talk loudly, in harsh voices long into the night, and though they stopped if they thought Frank could hear them, they were never quite careful enough. Maybe they didn’t mean to be. Either way, they knew Frank. Maybe not all the way down to the bottom of his core, but they knew enough. Frank watched their love slowly give way to those same emotions he saw so often now: fear, disgust, and eventually hatred.


    Source

    Frank tried to change. God knows he tried. But that God was a cruel and heartless God. His sins were too deeply seared into his flesh. Every effort to exorcise his demons simply made them more tenacious. Hope gave way to despair, and despair, eventually, to acceptance.

    Frank may have been a monster, but at least he was made in God’s own image.


    Source

  • Australian Invasion

    So something strange must be going on in Australia. For the last few days now, I’ve been getting constant footprints from Down Under. I mean one or two a minute, every hour of the day. I’ve had search engine crawlers and things come through before, but they’ve never been this constant. I wonder what this is all about.

    Just to help make sure we’re all on the same page I’ve stuck together a few screen shots. The times don’t align, because I didn’t bother to make sure they did, but I think it demonstrates the persistence of my biggest Aussie fan.

    australia

  • Has This Ever Happened To You?

                                                    

    Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night? Maybe you’ve heard a noise, or maybe you just need to answer nature’s call. Either way, you move from your room to the moonlit hall, but instead of continuing on in quest of your goal, you freeze stock still in the middle of the floor.

    Mid-stride, arms still out-flung in their interrupted position, you stand there and wait. Who knows why, but something has caught your attention. Maybe it’s the irregular beauty of the pale white moonlight mixing with the flickering yellow street lamp outside. Maybe it’s the continuous and melodic series of sounds, as countless wooden boards and metal parts shift ever so slightly in the night. And perhaps it is even the gentle sounds of inhalation from within the next room.

    Whatever the cause, this trance is not one of fear. This night, there is no urge to scurry back under the covers and hide once more in that warm cocoon. Instead, feelings of peace wash over your body. Your senses tingle, and rather than being groggy, the world comes into sharp focus.

    This focus extends itself to those same disturbances that awoke you several minutes before. Your ears strain to catch and absorb every noise. Now that your concentration has been brought to bear, you’re amazed by the sheer quantity of noise. A constant barrage of sound floods your senses, almost overwhelming them.

    And this is not all. You are aware of more than just the outside world. Your own body, still utterly frozen midstream tingles with electricity.You can feel the dozens of minute adjustments in your thigh muscles every second that allow you to stand. A slight draft caresses the skin on your arm, and you can feel every tiny hair stir, and then become still once more.

    Your breathing slows. You can feel the air of each exhalation slightly chill the top of your nose as it leaves your body. Your heart thumps softly in your chest, but more than that, you can feel your blood course through your veins. You can feel your pulse in every limb. Even your vision brightens and dims almost imperceptibly in rhythm.

    It has been some time now. Maybe five minutes. Maybe closer to an hour. Time has no meaning. Your perception, your existence is so much more than that.

    Then, suddenly, it is all gone. An errant sound, a flash of light, has snapped you out of it. There is no return. You pad silently back to bed and sleep once more.

    That’s never happened to you? Oh.
    Then me neither.

  • The Grey Life of a Soldier

    Take a look at the pictures of these soldiers, and tell me what emotions they evoke. Where do you think these guys are from? What do you think they’re planning on doing? What do you think they want from life? Is it the same as what you want from life?

    Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-559-1076-29,_Russland,_Fallschirmjäger_mit_MG_und_Munitionsgurt

    Bundesarchiv_Bild_141-0864,_Kreta,_Landung_von_Fallschirmjägern

    Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-720-0344-09,_Frankreich,_Fallschirmjäger_mit_Fallschirmjägergewehr

    Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-586-2221-14,_Frankreich,_Normandie,_Fallschirmjäger

    Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-567-1503E-34,_San_Felice,_Inspektion_von_Fallschirmtruppen

    Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-166-0508-31,_Kreta,_Vormarsch_deutscher_Fallschirmjäger

    401px-Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-582-2106-32,_Frankreich,_Fallschirmjäger_mit_Granatwerfer

    397px-Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-527-2348-21,_Kreta,_Fallschirmjäger_vor_Start_mit_Ju_52

    If you haven’t guessed by the uniforms or the little tags, these are all German paratroopers (Fallschirmjäger) from the Second World War. Funny. They don’t look so different. If I hadn’t been told it in school, I wouldn’t even have known they were monsters.


    Photographs from the German Federal Archive (Deutsches Bundesarchiv) by way of wikipedia.

  • Themes Good To Me

    A few months ago, I wanted to change my site from the City Night theme I had been using. It was dark, and in my opinion, difficult to read. Plus, it was cramped, didn’t have a lot of space for other kinds of custom modules, and was exceedingly popular (with 43,000 previews and 13,000 saves, it’s all over the place).  And it wasn’t only that one theme; most xanga themes were somewhat lacking, I found. Firstly, they’re designed to be pretty. So, they have pretty colours, and flashy designs, all of which gets in the way. I wanted something fairly plain. Secondly, because they were trying to be pretty, they had specific headers with X width (normally around 800 px) which meant that, on larger monitors, most of the space on my screen was not my blog, but blank background. I didn’t approve at all. So, I decided to make my own theme. Maybe some of you aren’t fans, but for me I worked in everything I was looking for, and have been fairly happy with the result. The theme is readable, clear, plain, has lots of space for custom modules, both in the right-hand column, and on the header/footer areas, and the main text area is clearly the prime focus. I was happy.

    However, a few days ago, Krissy-Cole sent out a mass message asking if somebody could help make her a theme. Another xangan who wasn’t impressed with the available options! So, I worked with her to try and build a theme that included the specific design features she was looking for. I’m no expert by any means, and my idea of what looks good isn’t the same as a lot of people (I don’t find either Jolie or Pitt attractive in the least, for instance!) but if others were dissatisfied, and I had the ability to help (and some free time that weekend) I decided that the least I could do was mess around a bit in the Xanga editor.

    Thus, I’ve made a couple of themes which I think are pretty good. They’re uncomplicated, easy to read, and some of them are even mildly colourful!

    I’ve made a blog to go with them. nikbvtest has a write-up on every theme, as well as a picture of that theme, and a link to try the theme out on your site! I’ve only put up about half a dozen for now. After all, I’m satisfied with how my blog looks, so why stress myself? Anyway, go take a look. Tell me what you think. Try one out, if you’re tired of looking like all the other Xangans using the same half-dozen popular themes. I’ll also rec those entries, and put a themes module on this site for future reference. 

    So, click here!

    Here are a few pictures from that site:

    And by all means, if you don’t like them, keep it to yourself. My ego is shatteringly fragile.

  • Video Gaming and Hardest Level

    So. Hardestlevel has shut down. On the one hand, I’m sad. But on the other, much bigger hand, I’m reminded of how generally crappy Hardestlevel was in the first place. In a comment on scrambledmegsntoast’s post on Hardestlevel, I explained why. For people who actually bother to play video games with a learning curve, Hardestlevel was a big disappointment. It didn’t ever actually seem to discuss any video games! All that happened were
    stupid little questions of the day like “hardest boss” and “most
    over-rated game.” Sure, I realise they were trying to appeal to the
    masses, but where are the actual video game discussions? They never wanted to discuss complicated
    games, niche games, wargames, etc. They didn’t want game reviews, they
    didn’t want strategies, they didn’t want walk-throughs. Instead, they wanted to talk about the hottest women in gaming (part of a general fixation on whether or not women actually gamed, the sexist angle of which most likely will not be improved by relocating to mancouch), and whether playing the Wii really would make you fit! Not a gaming website by a long stretch.

    So, a while back I made a gaming site there and wrote a review of a video game I bought. They didn’t feature it. I was also planning on writing a three part discussion on the future of video gaming in the face of changing console security and pirating, but I haven’t finished it because I figured they would never publish it. Well, now we know for sure they won’t.

    Either way, I’d like to post that review here. First, because then it might actually be read by somebody (though, let’s face it, the chances are pretty slim no matter where it’s posted – it has more than two paragraphs), and secondly as a kind of memorial to a site I didn’t really like anyway.


    A few weeks ago I purchased a copy of Empire: Total War
    by the Creative Assembly and Sega. Now, I was a big fan of the series
    that preceded Empire; I have Rome, Barbarian Invasion, Medieval, and
    Kingdoms as well as a number of mods for most of them (can anyone say
    Rome Total Realism?) Needless to say, this was a game I was really
    looking forward to. The premise of the Total War series is a grand
    strategy campaign map in a particular historical field, as well as a
    live-action, fast paced battle simulator that coordinates with the
    campaign. Two games in one! This particular Empire game takes the
    period of the 18th century, and is based around the Mediterranean,
    India, parts of the Americas, and other small locations around the
    world. I had read a few reviews, and was aware there were things some
    people didn’t like, but essentially I trusted the history of the
    game-maker, and bought it. Unfortunately, I turned out to be sadly let
    down! The other games I couldn’t put down, but this one I can’t really
    be bothered to play at all! Firstly, there’s the Steam issue, then
    there’re all the bugs, the lack of modability, and the basic revamping
    of the game map. All of them don’t really do it for me. 

    Steam is a hosting system for games probably best known for
    counter-strike. It works online, allows people to play against other
    humans, and puts all the games that run through steam in one place.
    That’s fine, I suppose, for games like counter-strike, in which you
    either play against humans or you spend your time shooting walls. But
    the Total War series are pretty much independently played. Battles are
    nice against other people, sure, and I don’t want to suggest no online
    compatibility should be allowed, but steam is much more (and less) than
    that! The issue has been rehacked a thousand times by other reviewers
    of the game around the internet, so I’ll simply say it’s annoying! I
    had to bond my brand new game to a (newly made) steam account for all
    eternity! What’s more, if something happens to steam, I don’t see any
    way I’ll be able to install the game. Companies go under all the time,
    especially in the online world – I don’t want to rent my video-game
    from some place, I want to own it! Steam seems to offer really no
    advantage over the old online interaction method (Game Spy, I believe,
    but I could be wrong) and instead serves only to try and protect the
    producer. However, this is a false premise! Not only has it been
    cracked and broken by those who would seek to illegally download it,
    but by inconveniencing people who actually want to buy it legally (like
    myself) it doesn’t inspire much brand loyalty.

    The bugs, the
    bug! Oh, the bugs. I realise that all games have problems, as does all
    software when it first comes out, that’s not unexpected, but this game
    has quite a few. Did you know that somebody ‘forgot’ to program the
    computer to perform naval invasions? So if you play as Great Britain,
    you’re completely safe! That’s ridiculous. And sure, I could sit here
    and wait until patches are released (which they are, but not to any
    particular benefit it seems), but the core of the issue seems to be
    cheapness and a lack of concern for the fan-base! Us avid fans are
    practically being treated as beta testers! It doesn’t seem fair, and it
    certainly doesn’t inspire any of that brand loyalty I talked about
    before. Hopefully things will be worked out in time (less time, rather
    than more time, too).

    One of the things that I particularly
    enjoyed about previous games in this series was the ability to mod the
    game easily. I’m not a heavy-duty programmer by any means, but I did
    enjoy playing around with the word files to do simple things, like make
    certain factions playable, give myself and certain enemies oodles of
    money (France never seemed to beat me no matter how much money I gave
    them!), and maybe every once in a while add a general with my name. It
    wasn’t a key part of the game, but it made it fun and flexible after I
    beat the game as initially designed. (And of course, there were some
    dynamite mods out there by other people, too). This one, though, seems
    different. Maybe it’s got something to do with the way steam runs, but
    you can’t mod it the same way! I used to be able to go into a WordPad
    document, and just change what was typed in, and boom! Instant change.
    Now, I can’t do that. It’s annoying, because it’s just one more thing
    that seems to remove my freedom as a player.

    The final thing
    that kind of annoyed me as a long-time player was the way they’ve
    redesigned the game map. In previous titles, France, for instance, was
    made of a number of territories (roughly 15 in Medieval and maybe 10 in
    Rome, when it was Gaul – numbers I reached by counting them on the
    paper-copy maps included in previous games but missing in this one!)
    Now, France has one! Essentially, if you march your army into France
    and your (stupid computer) opponent doesn’t notice it, you can conquer
    their entire country in one battle! They expanded the ‘world’ by
    including India and parts of the Americas (think the 13 colonies and
    Mexico) but they’ve made the entire thing much faster by drastically
    reducing the number of territories in any given place. And the
    compensatory technique of diffusing building responsibility to little
    sub-towns within the province is hyper annoying and requires much
    clicking around to upgrade things. It’s not a huge point, but it’s
    something that annoyed me! As many other reviewers have pointed out,
    the game can be won because of this in only a slight fraction of the
    200 turns allotted for the ‘World Domination’ grand campaign.

    I was a big fan of the other titles in the Total War series, because of
    what I felt was value. The games were good, exciting games! Maybe this
    one hasn’t been out long enough (two and a half months now) to be given
    a fair shake, but this one seems lacklustre, to be sure. Everything
    about it seems to suggest cheap, quickly slapped together, and
    oh-so-controlling! There are some nice things, to be sure (like the
    live-action naval battles) but they look pretty while actually adding
    very little in the way of substance. In a world where anybody who wants
    to can easily download any video game they want in a matter of hours,
    it seems ridiculous to me that game companies would be working to
    alienate previously loyal consumers by introducing restricting security
    measures that only inconvenience buyers and don’t actually work! I’ll
    keep playing Empire: Total War, on occasion, because I’ve bought it (or
    am renting it, it seems) but I have serious doubts about getting
    anything else they might come out with later.

    What do you
    think? Have you played this game? Are you a fan of the Total War
    series? Do you like when games are routed through steam? Do you think
    game makers are getting more and more controlling, while providing less
    actual value?

  • A Looming Darkness Over Xanga

    Edit: See bottom
    In the past year or so I’ve noticed an increasing (and frankly disturbing) trend in Xanga comments: people are responding to them. To every one. It used to be that you’d go to the commenter’s site, maybe read their post (but likely not bother) and then type RYC: [some comment related blather here]. Since xanga introduced direct responses, however, things have eventually built up. People responded to comments on their own blog, rather than travelling to the other person’s. That’s fine, I can understand it. Discussions are easier to follow this way. What I do find strange is the relatively new phenomenon of responding to every single comment. That’s right. There are quite a few bloggers who respond to every comment they get, often in one comment with massive numbers of @[inane user name here].

    Normally, I wouldn’t begrudge them this small sliver of interactivity, but here’s the problem: it’s artificially inflating expectations! I’m now feeling the pressure to respond to comments that have no business being responded to! Comments that once I would have ignored completely, but now am pressured to reply to by new comment response etiquette.

    Really. Does “haha, ur so rite, dood” need a response at all? Aren’t we just wasting pressure man-hours and internet… resources in the effort? I say yes.

    But it’s not too late. We can stop this unsettling trend, this dark malice, this black cloud. In the distant it hangs, still and silent, but always it grows nearer. Nearer, I say! But together, we can force it back! We can bring light once more to the peaceful plains of Xanga! Join with me now! Join with me, and together, we can stop this evil from spreading! Say no to replying to every single comment, no matter how unimportant and stupid! Our children’s children will adore us if we do this, and together, (sing it with me now in grateful chorus!) I know we can!

    Are you with me?!

    Edit: Er, no, sorry, no new content this time.